Beauty and the Beast 28/34
Alucard: Don’t you see it yet? I’m already dead. Integra (thinking): You’d think a family of this station would have quality furniture… [no longer glass #1]
Webcomics featuring James & Diane
Beauty and the Beast 29/34
I also considered naming the siblings Jessie and James, but that would’ve been a bit of a giveaway. Victim: *squeak* I–I’m getting out of here! Diane: Did you really think we’d let you leave? James: Careful, sis — Hellsing brought her pet vampire with her. Alucard (thinking): “Pet?”
Beauty and the Beast 30/34
100th comic! Diane: I told you not to invite her! [whoosh] Alucard: Get out of here. [EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!] Alucard: Ironic, isn’t it?…She’s more scared of me than you are.
Beauty and the Beast 31/34
Alucard: A mildly original plan: instead of inviting aristocrats here to meet them, you invited them here to eat them. But you’re just children — no foresight, no understanding, and certainly no control. It’s a shame that, with all your breeding and upbringing, you still ended up as trash. You’ll make good company for each… Continue reading Beauty and the Beast 31/34
The Storyline From Hell 18/26
Luke (thinking): Maybe, if I stay out of the way of that fight…it’ll be safe to get up… Okay…I’m standing and nothing’s happening… Baalberith: Incoming! Luke: EEP!! [THUMP]
The Storyline From Hell 19/26
Diane: Ouch. Kim: Hey, I’ve seen you two before! You’re…Jack and Diane? James: Oooh… Diane: Uh, no… Kim: Jessie and James? James: Nope. Kim: …James and Diane? Diane: That’s us. James: Pleased to meet you.
The Storyline From Hell 20/26
Kim: So how did you two get through the system so quickly? It took months to find me the right place in Hell… And yet, you two were processed in a matter of days? Diane: Oh, it’s obvious if you think about it… James: We were throwaway characters created for one storyline, with one purpose:… Continue reading The Storyline From Hell 20/26
The Storyline From Hell 21/26
Kim (thinking): Hm? [CRACK BOOM] Jan: What the bleep? Portal: whsssssshhhhhhhhh
The Storyline From Hell 23/26
Sett: I came here becaussse I have a proposssition for you. The vassst majority of you would like revenge on Sssir Integral Hellsssing, yesss? Baobhan sith: Revenge? I just want her in a compromising position with my teeth in her neck. Sett: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to…