Ah, it’s Kim. Remember Kim? (Episodes 2 and 4. Cause of death: Alucard.) [WHACK SLASH BAM] Jan: So, uh…seeing this bleep, doesn’t bleep with your head at all? Kim: Should it? Jan: Well, it’s all violent and bleep. Kim: I made my living by watching vampires slaughter people and then reporting on it. Do you… Continue reading The Storyline From Hell 15/26
Jan: You are one sick bleep. Kim: That’s why I’m here. … This isn’t fair! I have a journalistic duty to tell the world about this and I can’t! It’s like my worst nightmare! Jan: No, bleep. This is Hell.
Diane: Ouch. Kim: Hey, I’ve seen you two before! You’re…Jack and Diane? James: Oooh… Diane: Uh, no… Kim: Jessie and James? James: Nope. Kim: …James and Diane? Diane: That’s us. James: Pleased to meet you.
Kim: So how did you two get through the system so quickly? It took months to find me the right place in Hell… And yet, you two were processed in a matter of days? Diane: Oh, it’s obvious if you think about it… James: We were throwaway characters created for one storyline, with one purpose:… Continue reading The Storyline From Hell 20/26
Kim (thinking): Hm? [CRACK BOOM] Jan: What the bleep? Portal: whsssssshhhhhhhhh
Sett: I came here becaussse I have a proposssition for you. The vassst majority of you would like revenge on Sssir Integral Hellsssing, yesss? Baobhan sith: Revenge? I just want her in a compromising position with my teeth in her neck. Sett: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to…
Special Election Day filler cheesecake. (Source.) Drawn in response to one fanboy’s request “to see the females of Hellsing in a cheesy visit-to-the-beach episode.”
Fanart for a completely different comic: Helena, “Laura”, and Kim as they appear in Oblivion. (All the anime-only characters band together, to crash the manga plot and get their due.) The baobhan sith frequently has to be reminded to keep her hands off of her female co-workers… Also on Deviantart.
Reporter-girl Kim. Let it be said that I tend to portray her in Shine as more twisted than I think she actually is, in order to justify her being in Hell. If this comic were entirely serious, I’d put her in Heaven. Fangirl: It would take a lot to make a cooler hat then that.… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 10/60
For once, it’s Luke as well as Jan screaming the obscenities. Note from The Future: continuity error! Paul Wilson shouldn’t be in the background yet…. Luke/Jan: WHAT THE BLEEP? Laura: Does that answer your question?