Most residents of this subcircle of Hell are vampires, of course, and there are lots of them. Vampire (thinking): I gave up my Ph.D. studies at Oxford…for this? Other than a few modifications, like the censorship of Jan Valentine’s speech, very little is actually done to them; no obvious torture. Jessica: No, Leif! Not again!… Continue reading The Storyline From Hell 17/26
Sett: I came here becaussse I have a proposssition for you. The vassst majority of you would like revenge on Sssir Integral Hellsssing, yesss? Baobhan sith: Revenge? I just want her in a compromising position with my teeth in her neck. Sett: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to…
Special Election Day filler cheesecake. (Source.) Drawn in response to one fanboy’s request “to see the females of Hellsing in a cheesy visit-to-the-beach episode.”
Fangirl: I mean come on who doesn’t love a psyched guy that loves to blow things up and has a brother who was eaten…by a doggy. Fangirl: but that’s part of what’s so damn cool about him! I love how excited and into what he’s doing he gets, and how he cusses and yells and… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 7/60
Fangirl: And seriously if Walter wasn’t soooooo cool in whipping his a$$ I would have wanted to see him live a bit longer, but you know Walter…he’s cool and old. But don’t worry I still really like Jan! Jessica: Do I mean nothing to you, Leif? Aren’t I better than a bunch of silly little… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 8/60
For once, it’s Luke as well as Jan screaming the obscenities. Note from The Future: continuity error! Paul Wilson shouldn’t be in the background yet…. Luke/Jan: WHAT THE BLEEP? Laura: Does that answer your question?
More fans: Piyo-chan, Lecky, Erika, Shannon, Heather, and Nyte. Incognito: What I can’t figure out is…why don’t I have any fans? I have bizarre piercings. I have a purple motif. I say inappropriate things. What exactly is it that Jan Valentine has and I don’t? Laura: Should we tell him, or would it be too… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 28/60
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The final one: our only Leif fangirl, Sletia. One last fangirl… Fangirl: LEIF HONEY! *GLOMP* OMG YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE FANS BUT THAT’S OKAY, YOU HAVE ME! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I FIRST SAW YOU ON A HELLSING MUSIC VIDEO AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO COOL AND EVIL AND AWESOME AND I HAD… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 54/60
Fangirl: AND I LOVE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR EYES AND YOUR HAT, CAN I PULL YOUR HAT OVER YOUR EYES!? SQUEE! OH AND YOU SHOULD DUMP JESSICA, I WOULDN’T LEAVE YOU IF WE WERE IN DANGER, I’M DEVOTED AND I’LL STAY BY YOUR SIDE! Leif: Whoa! It’s like the edge of the world or somethin’–… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 55/60