Kohta Hirano said in a side note in Order 05 of the manga, “It’s beginning to seem like everybody wears glasses. What to do?” On the twelfth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Twelve pairs of glasses Eleven yellow roses, ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part IV
Baobhan sith: You lost, didn’t you? Incognito: Well — Baobhan sith: You didn’t kill Alucard. Luke: Eek! Alucard? Where? Baobhan sith: There’s no Alucard here, Luke. You can relax. Incognito: Luke? Luke Valentine? Baobhan sith: Yes. He’s never been quite the same since the events leading up to his death… Luke: Are you sure it’s… Continue reading The Storyline From Hell 9/26
Baobhan sith (offscreen): Now, look — I could never have been a match for Alucard. Everyone agreed to that. But you… You were supposed to kill him! That was your entire purpose! How could you fail? You and he were both genuine monsters — Luke: Monsters?! Where?? Baobhan sith: Shut up, Luke.
Luke (thinking): Maybe, if I stay out of the way of that fight…it’ll be safe to get up… Okay…I’m standing and nothing’s happening… Baalberith: Incoming! Luke: EEP!! [THUMP]
Kim (thinking): Hm? [CRACK BOOM] Jan: What the bleep? Portal: whsssssshhhhhhhhh
Sett: I came here becaussse I have a proposssition for you. The vassst majority of you would like revenge on Sssir Integral Hellsssing, yesss? Baobhan sith: Revenge? I just want her in a compromising position with my teeth in her neck. Sett: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to…
Baobhan sith: So now what? Sett: We wait.
Baobhan sith: This could take a while, couldn’t it? Sett: Yessss. [Limited release complete. See you next time!]
Enrico: Who’s Luke Valentine? What’s so funny? [snicker] Fangirl: Remember when the Valentine brothers attacked Hellsing? Enrico: Ah yes… right before the museum incident… Let’s see. The pierced one was called Jan, which means Luke was the… [Enrico’s mental image] This is not funny! Integra: Oh, but it is!