World's second-most-popular Hellsing-related comic.
For completists: Start from the beginning or Download the Ultimate Collection To skip ahead until the plot gets more serious: Start with the time-travel storyline Or try these jumping-on points: The post-time-travel plot summary The Scooby-Doo crossover Integra’s mystery mission Millennium officially declares war Check the menu on the right for characters, a full list… Continue reading And Shine Heaven Now
All the fangirls and fanboys in the final panel are friends of mine. – And now for something completely different… – Today’s karaoke will be a rather unusual one. – We’re singing the real lyrics, not a parody. – Unfortunately, we have no idea who wrote this song, so we can’t give them credit… –… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: Happy Birthday
Fangirls at Thanksgiving… Erin: And I’m thankful for Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing! Mom: She’s not real. [This is my mom. She’s very much a literalist.] Erin: Well then, can I be thankful for Kouta Hirano? He’s real. Mom: I guess so. Why? Erin: Because he created Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing! Mom: I give up.
Integra: You know, the famous ball may be about to drop in New York City, signaling the official arrival of the New Year, but they’re on Eastern Time, we’re on Greenwich Mean Time, the year started six hours ago here, and it’s time to get back to work.
Cameo: a Wocket. We interrupt this storyline to bring you… Integra (thinking): …? Integra: Walter, could you come up here for a moment? Walter: You called, sir? Integra: Tell me, is there any particular reason to be commemorating Dr. Seuss today? Walter: Dr. Seuss, the famous, whimsical, rhyming genius who is probably the best-selling children’s… Continue reading Seussentennial Bonus
The release date was in fact delayed until April 7, setting a pattern. *pinch* Manga Integra: What was that for? Alucard: It’s St. Patrick’s Day and you’re not wearing green. Therefore, according to the Police Girl, I have every right to pinch you. Integra: I don’t have time to deal with you right now, Alucard.… Continue reading St. Patrick’s Day/Manga Release
Jan: I’d like to take a moment to address all Hellsing fans. As you have probably sorted out by now, I swear. A lot. And it’s come to my attention that this upsets some of you. Frankly… …I had no idea that it was so objectionable! And I certainly had no intention of offending anyone!… Continue reading April 1, 2004
According to Catholic doctrine, if you weren’t a member of the Catholic Church, you went to hell. Oh, and the Pope can kick you out of the Catholic Church. (It’s called excommunication.) Even if you’re the king. Since everyone in Europe was Catholic, and none of them wanted to be ruled by a king who… Continue reading A Brief History of Christianity (from Adam to Zwingli) Part 2
Erin: Three hundred sixty-six days. Three hundred twenty-four comics. I’ve lost track of the number of sketchbooks… Walter: Nine hundred thirty-nine cups of tea. Integra: Two hundred sixty-one cigars. Walter: That figure sounds low. Integra: Well, I quit for that month, and was on an island without cigars for one storyline. Seras: Three pints of… Continue reading First Anniversary
December 4, 2004 Enrico: Alex! We finally have confirmation on a vampire that we’ve been tracking in the United States for thirty-two years. Permission to infiltrate and dispose of him has been granted. He’s an old and wily one, so the job won’t be easy. Think you can handle it? Anderson: With the Lord as… Continue reading New Year’s Eve 2004/2005