In the midst of World War II, Walter is a prodigy at destroying Nazi ghouls. Which is no help at all when faced with Alucard’s banter, the yearning for parental figures who love him, and, oh yes, squealing fangirls.
Soldier: This is great! We have the Angel of Death standing right here, and he can’t do a thing! Walter: Laugh while you can. We crushed you once. What makes you think we won’t do it again? After all, we’ve defeated menaces far more stubborn than your kind. 1943: [EEEEEEEEEEE!!]
This year’s vintage fangirl throwdown kicks off with Jordon the Alucard fangirl. At the desk of Arthur Hellsing: [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fangirl: Alucard is awesome especially when he’s all girly and stuff! And he can beat all the scary Nazi guys single- handedly, without any help from Walter at all! And he’s also really cute and chibi!… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 2/59
For a refresher course on how Walter came to live with Jeeves and Wooster, who ended up getting together in the process, go back and reread Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? Meanwhile, down the hall: Walter: Alucard! You brat, where did you get to? Walter (thinking): That annoying little…If he makes a bad… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 3/59
New on Alucard’s arm: M G Kalar, aka Marielle WindWolf. Walter (thinking): Bleh. It’s no big deal. I just have to keep Alucard from screwing up the time we have. Alucard! Are you fooling around in Sir Hellsing’s office again? Girlycard: Uh… Fangirl: ZOMG!!!! I absolutely love Alucard! He looks so pretty in the Dawn… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 4/59
Walter: There you are! What are you up to? Girlycard: Me? Up to something? Don’t be silly! Fangirl: I even did a school paper based off his “human” self; Vlad Tepes! I love how he’s funny and dark, but never scared or at least shows that he’s scared! I wish he would turn me! I… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 5/59
Kyle the Alucard fanboy joins the party. Walter: Okay, seriously, either something over there is about to boil over, or… [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fanboy: He’s so awesome. How he can look like the most adorable bishie and still come of as bad ass. He can wear the a fuzzy white hat and still be cool. He can… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 6/59
Walter: Pull yourself together, or I’ll… Girlycard: You’ll what? Fanboy: He can walk around carrying a pair of thompsons and make it looks easy. This is the greatest form he will ever take. Girlycard: Arthur will be cross if you break one of his toys. Not that you’re any match for me in the first… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 7/59
Walter: Valets do so much more than butlers. You can’t even compare! After we’ve won the war, I’m going to follow in Jeeves’ footsteps. The peacetime ones, I mean. Girlycard: As if there will be no wars after this one. Walter: You’re just saying that because, in peacetime, you have no function left except being… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 8/59
Ramona is the first Walter fangirl to hit the scene. Walter: You’ve been remarkably nonchalant about this attack. Which means you know it’s not a threat, and you just enjoy me being kept in suspense. [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] [WHAP] Fangirl: WALTER, WALTER, WALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO AWESOME, SO CUTE, SO DEADLY! I FORGIVE YOUR SMOKING HABITS AND YOUR UPPITY… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 9/59
Gratuitous backflip by Walter. Once again, his moves look a lot like Maggie’s. Walter: Of course, it could always be… [FLIP] Fangirl: HE’S GOT SUCH A GREAT PERSONALITY FOR FIGHT SCENES! I LOVE YOUR CLOTHES, HOW ONLY YOU CAN FIND THE MASTER’S THINGS, YOUR HAIR, YOUR GRIN! GRIN, GRIN, GRIN, I LOVE THE GRIN! AND… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 10/59
