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Heinkel and Yumiko head out on a mission to a Japanese Catholic girls’ school, where they and tagalong intern Timothy clash with the local secret organization of hunters as they both try to track down a witch.

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The Vatican. Voice: Timothy! Where are those reports I asked for? Timothy: Coming, Mother! Voice: Timothy! What’s taking so long! Timothy: I’ll be right there, Brother! Maxwell: Timothy! Where on earth is my coffee? Timothy: Right here, Father Maxwell!

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Timothy: Your coffee, Father, just the way you…oh! Excuse me… Maxwell: Come on in, Timothy. Timothy: I’ll get you a cup, Father…er, Mother…? Heinkel: Heinkel. Just Heinkel.

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Heinkel: You should encourage that kid more. He’s the most enthusiastic intern we’ve had for years. Maxwell: He’s only bringing coffee. I see no reason to give that excess praise. Heinkel: Then maybe you should give him more of a challenge. Maxwell:…you mean like cleaning the weapons? Heinkel: Um, not exactly.

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Heinkel: Okay, forget about it. Where are you sending me now? Enrico: There’s a confirmed report of a witch. You’re going after her. Heinkel: All right. Where is she? Enrico: She has infiltrated a Catholic girls’ school. Heinkel: Great. Will you at least tell me which continent it’s on?

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Enrico: And you’ll need to get Yumiko for this one. Heinkel: Aw, boss, do we have to? I don’t need Yumie’s help to handle a witch. Can’t you let her sleep? Enrico: No, you misunderstand me. You don’t need to wake up Yumie. You just need to bring Yumiko with you. Heinkel: Why is that?… Continue reading But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 5/111

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Heinkel: Boss, you can not be sending me to Japan! Especially not to chase a witch! Enrico: Heinkel, it is not your job to question your missions. Heinkel: But a witch, in Japan? That’s STN-J’s job! Enrico: No, a witch at a Catholic school. That makes it our job. Heinkel: This is not going to… Continue reading But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 6/111

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Heinkel: Seriously, boss, STN-J could take care of this… Timothy: Your cups are here! Heinkel: Why not leak the witch to them and let them handle it? Enrico: It’s a matter of pride. We can’t back off from a challenge. Heinkel: This isn’t a challenge. It’ll be child’s play. Enrico: Then it’ll be a perfect… Continue reading But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 7/111

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Timothy: Ah! Sorry, sorry! Hold on! I’ll clean it up! I’ll just go wring this out — I’ll be write back — Just hang on! Um…can I still go? Please say I can still go!

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Later… Kids: Hey, Tim! Why are you packing? / Didn’t get adopted, did you? Timothy: No, I’m going on a trip. Kid: Yeah? Where? Timothy: I can’t tell you. It’s top secret. Kids: Oh, yeah right! / Keep dreaming, Tim!

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[sigh…] Alex: Are the other boys bothering you, Timothy? Timothy: Oh! Father Anderson! No, I’m okay. I don’t mind them. Alex: How goes the packing? Timothy: Okay, I think. Alex: Son, let me tell you a secret. On Father Maxwell’s first solo mission, he forgot to bring socks.