Star author Nenene Sumiregawa came to England to sign some books. Yomiko Readman came to act as interpreter and guard her from any crazy fans. Nenene has fans in both Hellsing and Iscariot, but she’s not worried: Yomiko’s a secret agent too.

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Thus begins the epic Shine crossover with Read or Die, cowritten by Prof. Xuanwu of Okashina Okashi. [deedily deedily deedily…] There are millions of books in existence, with over 140,000 new ones each year. They are joined by hundreds of movies and countless television programs. Plays, OVAs, and manga; lies and anecdotes; and, yes, comic… Continue reading Shine or Die 1/120

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London England 8:53 AM [ZZZZZZZZZ] [BANG BANG BANG] Nenene {Japanese}: {Yomiko-san!} {You aren’t even out of bed yet?} {What are you thinking? You’re going to make us late!} Yomiko: {Ahh! I’m sorry, sensei!}

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Nenene Sumiregawa, age 19. Author of four books, most recently The Golden Study, an instant hit in Great Britain. Nenene: {Up. Now.} Debut novel, Kimi wa Boku o Shitteru (British edition title, Your Heart Knows Mine) published at age 13. Yomiko: {Sensei, please–} Nenene: {No time for modesty. I’ll get your clothes.} Occasional kidnap target… Continue reading Shine or Die 3/120

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Yomiko: {Sensei, you shouldn’t worry. You can afford to be a bit late.} Nenene: {Don’t be selfish, Yomiko-san. I can’t keep my British fans waiting just for you. And, come on, call me Nenene.} Meanwhile… Heinkel: Slow down, Yumiko. We can afford to be a bit late. Yumiko: Don’t be silly, Heinkel! If I’m late,… Continue reading Shine or Die 4/120

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Shine‘s “International House Of” store-creation formula strikes again. [International House of Books] Crowd: I own all her books! / pre-ordered… / what’s she doing next? / LOVE it / Better than the first one / Can you believe this one was only at #1 for six weeks? / My girlfriend told me I was crazy… Continue reading Shine or Die 5/120

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Integra: It’s been quiet all month. There are no vampires on our radar, not even freaks. I’ve actually gotten plenty of sleep — for several days in a row. Alucard’s fast asleep, and there’s a layer of freshly fallen snow over everything in sight! For once, nothing can possibly ruin my mood. Walter: Sir Integra,… Continue reading Shine or Die 7/120

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Integra: Anything of note? Walter: Credit card offers. Loan offers. My Trekkie newsletter. A note with hearts on it, from the Vatican. Integra: Eh? Walter: Only joking. Oh, this one’s for me. Literary Society newsletter. Integra: That’s odd…the First Law of Comic Timing didn’t kick in. Walter: That’s usually a good thing. Oh, Nenene Sumiregawa’s… Continue reading Shine or Die 8/120

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“Go and get Japanese authors’ signatures in the name of Henry the Sixth . . .” Integra: Nenene Sumi-who? Walter: A Japanese author. Only Seras’ age, but she’s written four classics! She’s in London today — it’s part of a big promotion tour in Britain. They’re already comparing her to Austen and the Brontë sisters,… Continue reading Shine or Die 9/120

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Cameo: Sailor Kiko, from the SNRPG. Nenene knows just enough of any given language to sign books for her fans who speak it. Cameo: This is going to be a birthday present for your wife. She loves your books. Yomiko (translating): {it will be a birthday present for his wife, who loves your books.} Nenene:… Continue reading Shine or Die 10/120