They’re baaaaaaaaaack…
Not only that, but this time there are dozens of them; they’re latching on to more characters; and, best of all, they’re all real.
Full fangirl profiles on Attack of the Fangirl Profiles: 2004. Enrico (thinking): So this is Integra’s office… classy. She’s still in the shower… — don’t dwell on that image — … and I bet nobody comes in here without her permission. No one to the left. No one to the right. The coast is clear.… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 1/107
Meet Raven the Enrico fangirl! She’s the first one, but she won’t be the last… Fangirl: Enrico is so cool and enrico has such pretty hair and I love him so much… [WHACK] Enrico (thinking): What manner of demon is this? Fangirl: and Enrico wears the coolest clothes — hey, where are they? — well,… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 2/107
Integra: Maxwell? What are you doing in my o… …ffice… [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Oh, God…
And with Morgan the Integra fangirl, it begins in earnest. [THUD] Fangirl: Integraaaaaaaaaa! Whoamygod, Sir Hellsing is so forceful and strong, [WHACK] Integra (thinking): It looks different from last time… Fangirl: compassionate for her work and squeee she’s the best there is Enrico: Integra, you recognize these things? Fangirl: and will kick your sorry butt… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 4/107
Enrico: Before you came in, this one was ranting about how cool I am. What’s motivating it? Fangirl: Prolonged exposure to Integra cannot make you cool… Enrico: And yours has ranted for even longer… Integra (thinking): The obvious reply is “That means I’m cooler than you.” You make this too easy. Fangirl: because she is… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 5/107
Meet Kate the Integra fangirl and Bethany the Enrico fangirl! Integra: Fangirls have gotten into this house before. They tend to cause … awkward situations. For example, when they slam into you, it’ll knock you over — as I’m sure you’ve noticed — unless you’re prepared. [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Integra: Fortunately, we’ve gotten past that part. So… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 6/107
You knew that the pairing madness had to start at some point. Fangirl: And her eyes are such a gorgeous blue, I want to get blue contacts just so I can have eyes like Integra Her hair is the coolest ’cause its such a great color and it can defy gravity and Integra: Maxwell. Get… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 7/107
Fangirl: and she target shoots just like me, but she is so much better than me Integra: All right, you’ve obviously lost control. For the record, I didn’t want to do this. Fangirl: ’cause I could never even come close to the perfection that is Integra she doesn’t let her emotions show and if something… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 8/107
This particularly hyper new arrival is Great Teacher Kuri the Enrico fangirl. Enrico: Owwwwwww! God, what was that for? Integra: Did you even notice what you were about to do? [EEEEEEEEEE!!] You… oh, no. How many of these things are there? Brace yourself! Fangirl: RICO-CHAN! RICO-CHAN!! WAI~! WAI~! WAI~! YOU RULE, YOU RULE, THE HEAVEN… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 9/107
Fangirl: WE DON’T CARE IF ENRICO’S CHILDISH! Integra: Maxwell… Enrico: What, what? That didn’t sound very nice… Fangirl: HE’S A GREAT GUY, EVEN THOUGH INTEGRAL HATES HIM!! Enrico: Hey now, that isn’t nice either! Fangirl: OH YAY FOR ENRICO MAXWELL! ALL BOW DOWN TO HIM AND ISCARIOT!! BOW TO THE GREATNESS THAT IS KNOWN AS… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 10/107
