or, In Hellsing We Trust
Integra (thinking): Wait a minute…on the bench — is that–? Brenner: Oh, hello, pointy-hair! What are you up to? Integra (thinking): J. H. Brenner!
Integra: I’m taking a walk. Not that it’s any of your business what I’m doing. Brenner: Wait a minute! I’d like to talk to you…Sir Hellsing.
Integra: Keep talking. Brenner: You must not have bothered to read the credits of Code Name: Sailor V. If you had, you would have seen my name. For legal purposes, the concepts, plot, and designs are all mine. Of course, you and I both know that they’re based on reality. The game was created for… Continue reading Act 15 Page 8
Brenner: You see that I’m standing out here in the sun. It’s not fatal; it isn’t even painful. But I hate it. Because I am a vampire. A powerful one, but still bound by the limits of my kind. I change shape into a human when it suits my purposes. Do you recognize me yet?
Integra: Alucard. I thought it might be you. I don’t suppose you’d like to come live at the mansion? We’re prepared to house another vampire. And you’ve lived there before, haven’t you? Alucard: I’m quite ready to come back. In fact, my coffin is still there. But let me make one thing clear first.
Alucard: I don’t like humans. They’re weak, pathetic creatures, shallow and petty, who only last a few decades before falling apart. Integra: What a coincidence. I don’t like vampires. They’re inhuman monsters, creatures with massive egos but no morals and no purpose for being.
Integra/Alucard (thinking): I think we’re going to get along just fine. [glitter] [FLASH] [BONK] [bibibibi]
[SHOOM] Integra: What the–?
[THUMP] [SMACK] Integra: Alucard… …get your face off of my neck or you will be locked in the basement for the next twenty years!