Integra: You’ll know more about the operations of your news media than I do, but this is the information currently in their hands.

A vampire attack was intercepted at 513 West 54th Street, better known as the studio of The Colbert Report. The area has been cleared, and several victims transferred to a secure facility, where recovery is expected.

There are two confirmed deaths. The vampire has been silenced. All of which ought to be internally consistent…

…no matter what on Earth we actually end up doing with you.