In Care Of Thee 11/16

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The movie they’re watching is Nights in Rodanthe, of which Stephen is a fan. [hmmmBEEP] Jon: Listen, Stephen…first off, she’s not literally a clone, all right? And second– Stephen: “She”? You’ve already picked one out, haven’t you? Jon: I didn’t want to jinx it, but yeah, there’s this one girl…Her name’s Miranda. She’s bright, she’s… Continue reading In Care Of Thee 11/16

In Care Of Thee 12/15

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As per his declaration on the last page, Stephen’s speech is adapted from one of Ariel’s. (Mandy, of course, is paraphrasing Olbermann.) 2010. Jon: I guess I can understand how people might think we’re a couple. But this is something that actually needs to be a secret. Stephen is a vampire. He’s bound by a… Continue reading In Care Of Thee 12/15

In Care Of Thee 13/15

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Stephen reminds Mandy exactly how seriously he ought to be treated. Miranda: *whimper* Jon: Stephen, I know you like to make an entrance, but– Stephen: What, now you’re scared? I’ve been telling you about threatening things for over a year now! Robots! Market regulation! Democrats! Improperly processed Doritos! Origami! Hollywood! Bears! You haven’t been intimidated… Continue reading In Care Of Thee 13/15

In Care Of Thee 14/15

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Stephen: This is not how you treated me before. Miranda: But now I know you have the strength, the vigor, the fortitude to carry me all afternoon! Stephen: “From each according to his ability,” huh? Look up “socialism” in that thesaurus of yours some time. Miranda: So Daddy makes sure you’re not dangerous? Stephen: That’s… Continue reading In Care Of Thee 14/15

In Care Of Thee 15/15

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Jon is reading a chapter of Beezus And Ramona. Stephen slips in one more Tempest reference. That evening. Jon: “Come on, Ramona, it’s time to go home,” she called to her little sister, who was happily sprinkling sand on a sleeping dog. “And let’s not forget Ralph!” Good old Ralph! And that’s the end of… Continue reading In Care Of Thee 15/15

In Care Of Thee Omake

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(Some time back in 2009…) Wilmore and Oliver INVESTIGATE Jon: Cut! Stop the presses. Pause the strip. Kill the”Hirano-being-weird pastiche” style! That’s better. Sorry to bust in, but I need Larry. Like, now. Larry: Jon, I realize you’re the boss, but this is the only bit we get to do in this production, so both… Continue reading In Care Of Thee Omake

In Care Of Thee Omake 2: Tiny Jon Hairstyling

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This strip is part of The Adventures of Tiny Jon. Miranda: Daddy, that pinches. Tiny Jon: Sorry, sweetheart. I’ll have this braid done in a minute. Miranda: Thanks, Daddy! It’s so pretty. Tiny Jon: No problem…now let’s leave it like that for the next year, okay?