A quick’n’dirty cast list. Might get pictures later. We’ll see.

Stephen Colbert: None has ever caught him yet, for Stephen, he is master.

Bobby the Stage Manager: Just looked so delicious.

Jon Stewart: Colossal waste of Emmy prestige.

Heinkel Wolfe: Makes “Father Maccabee” sound like “kid.”

Seras Victoria: World’s most powerful vampire.

Integra Hellsing: They say she taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick.

Miranda: Will not allow herself to be intimidated.