When Fangirls Attack 12/25

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Those particular fan-run sites (both gone now) are the Eleventh Hour, and Smoke and Blood. Walter: According to this fangirl’s website, flashback scenes are immensely enjoyable. Arthur (flashback): Tell me, Integra, what creature is feared above all others? Young Integra: The fangirl1 Arthur: I meant besides that, obviously. Young Integra: Oh. Then it’s the vampire.… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 12/25

Beauty and the Beast 16/34

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[FLASHBACK LINE – DO NOT CROSS] Young Integra: Watch this with me, Daddy! Arthur: I’m sorry, Integra, but I’m going to be very busy today. Belle (video): My father isn’t crazy! He’s a genius! Belle (video): Papa, do you think I’m…odd? Maurice (video): Odd? My daughter?

Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part IV

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Kohta Hirano said in a side note in Order 05 of the manga, “It’s beginning to seem like everybody wears glasses. What to do?” On the twelfth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Twelve pairs of glasses Eleven yellow roses, ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part IV

Nothing Ever Changes 2/22

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Enrico: Let’s see. There was an international meeting of vampire hunters held here, and Integra’s father was coming… Renaldo: Wait a minute. Her father? Just how long ago was this? Enrico: Oh, ages. We were both about five or six at the time… [plane window]

Nothing Ever Changes 4/22

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And that’s when she showed up… Lord Hellsing: Now Integra, play nicely, all right? Integra: Hi! I’m Integra Hellsing. Enrico: Enrico Maxwell. Integra: Can I help you build a castle? Enrico (narrating): Of course, I had to know one thing first: Enrico (past): Are you a Catholic or…something else?

Nothing Ever Changes 5/22

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Integra: I’m a Protestant! Enrico: Then you can’t play here. This is a Catholics-only sandbox. Anderson: Yeah! Enrico (narrating): Naturally, she left. Integra: Fine. Be that way. See if I care!

Nothing Ever Changes 11/22

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Of course Integra swore at that age. Meanwhile… Integra (thinking): Stupid boys. Who needs them, anyway? I don’t have to play with them. I can have a great time here all alone…by myself… Damn them!

Nothing Ever Changes 13/22

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Integra: Hey! Vampire trash! (AAAHHH) Yeah, you! Over here! Vampire: And who are you? Enrico & Anderson: *huh?* Integra: I am Integra Wingates Hellsing. Put the humans DOWN.