Integra: Do you mind? I’m a little busy right now!
The story, once set in motion, follows an inevitable path. Each step leads to the next. A girl gets a present. A monster rat attacks. The gift comes to her defense. Usually, there’s ballet. We left that out here. (If you want to try to get Integra in a tutu, feel free.)
Alucard (thinking): This might actually be fun…. [SLASH] [CHOMP] [RRRIP] Yes, this definitely makes up for the llamas.
Alucard (thinking): I’m losing. How am I losing? This loss is part of the story too. It doesn’t have to make sense. Alucard (thinking): And she just beat it with a boot? Told you.
This, including the entire remainder of the increasingly complex and intricate song, was written by SarahBelle. More next week! HellSING! Theatre Presents: SCENE: The characters who are not yet dead (or deader than usual) stand in the middle of ruined London. Integra climbs onto a handy table that is still in one piece, though scorched.… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: La Vie Hellsing, Part 1
Our pure-hearted heroine has just tasted the blood of a handsome, noble boy! Will he look on her with love? Uncle Richard: This will be the end of you, bishounentegra! Integra: Don’t do this, Uncle! Shoujocard: My prince is in trouble! The power of love has given me the strength to break my bonds! Pretty… Continue reading Adventures of Shoujocard: Power of Love
Gossips: I hear she’s some kind of exotic princess he met on a hunt in India. / Really? I understood he picked her up in a brothel. Arthur: Shelby! Have you met my wife? Richard: …was all set to inherit the lot, then he up and brings home this [bleep] gold-digger… Islands: Now, Richard, don’t… Continue reading London’s Last Stand 6/32
And the week is rounded off by this heartwarming family tale from Nicky.