By popular demand, the identities of these people . . . Male Integra: Sephiroth, from a Final Fantasy doujinshi by Hirano-san Female Walter: Maggie, from Read or Die Male Seras: Schrödinger, from Hellsing Female Pip: Elle Driver from Kill Bill Female Alucard: Alucard, from Hellsing: The Dawn Email: How would the characters of Hellsing look… Continue reading Doujinshi-Ka’s Inbox: Genderflips
In this new timeline, the baobhan sith was never sent to attack Hellsing. We’ll see her again. Ditto for this other girl. One more loose end to tie up, in a forest somewhere deep in Scotland: “Laura”: It’s good to be back, sisters. Other baobhan sith: What do you mean? You haven’t been anywhere. Laura:… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 40/40
You’ve seen her before. Schrödinger: You see, Walter…we have your daughter.
Schrödinger: Maggie Mui. Born fifteen years ago in Hong Kong. Named for her mother, who never knew the identity of that gentleman secret agent. She’s always been easy to please. Give her a cupboard to sit in and a good book, and she’s thrilled. But it would be just as easy to make her UNhappy.… Continue reading Betrayal 10/17
[ZOOM] [POW POW POW] Maggie: I guess this is it. I wanted to at least finish the chapter…
Maggie (thinking): Don’t worry. Have faith. Paper will protect you. [WHOOSH] …I hope.
Alucard (thinking): Come on, little paper user…show me what you’ve got! Maggie (thinking): You can do this. Just do as he taught you. Strike hard…stay on your toes…and work in lots of dramatic poses!
Maggie (thinking): He’s going to crash, no matter what I do…! Pull back! Pull back! [BOOM] Alucard (thinking): Her weapon is paper…and she’s on a boat…which is on fire. This isn’t going to last long.
Alucard: I see…you’re just a child. Don’t think that means I’ll go easy on you. You can fight like an adult, you can die like an adult. Maggie: Monster! Alucard: You’re just now figuring that out?
Alucard: But if I’m a monster…what are you? You, who ally yourself with murderers and invaders… Maggie: I don’t want to! Alucard (thinking): …what? Maggie: I know they’re bad, but I can’t help it! I’m very sorry about this, monster-san!