Enrico: You know, the Tony Blair situation is getting ridiculous. Your Prime Minster has absolutely no support left in his own country. Crowds are gathering in the streets with signs that proclaim “BLIAR!” Why doesn’t he just resign while he can still pretend to have some shred of dignity? Integra: For the same reason your… Continue reading Integra and Enrico Maxwell Present: Topical Joke Theater
Integra: Heads are going to roll for this. Alucard: Mmm…neck! Enrico: Mmm…parts that are decidedly not neck!
The Catholics, from right to left: Yumiko; the nameless priest from Cross Fire #1; Heinkel; Father Renaldo; Alexander Anderson; Enrico Maxwell; and a nameless member of the John sector (section III, just as Iscariot is XIII). On the seventh day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Seven Catholics preaching Six silver bullets Five pints… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Karaoke, Part II
On the tenth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six silver bullets Five pints of blood! Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns And a translated Hellsing CD On the eleventh day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Eleven yellow… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part III
Integra: Is that the phone? Walter: I’ll answer it… [sfx = something phone-like. Integra’s phone rings/beeps with this effect involume 3.] Walter: It’s for you, sir; it’s Enrico Maxwell. Integra: I see. Trace the call. Hello, Maxwell. Enrico: Integra! How’s my favorite heretical vampire hunter doing tonight?
Integra: If you’ve only called to deliver insults… Enrico: No, no, you misunderstand me! What I’m trying to say is, I hope you’re having a merry Christmas… I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but I’d like to put aside the fact that you’re a blasphemous heretic for long enough to say that.… Continue reading Christmas Special 15/22
Kohta Hirano said in a side note in Order 05 of the manga, “It’s beginning to seem like everybody wears glasses. What to do?” On the twelfth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Twelve pairs of glasses Eleven yellow roses, ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part IV
Walter: This is what I was about to tell you, Integra… The cell phone’s location was right outside our door! Anderson & Enrico & Heinkel & Yumiko & Renaldo: Joy to the world, the Lord is come! / Let Earth receive her king! / Let every heart / Prepare him room / And heaven and… Continue reading Christmas Special 17/22
Enrico: We’re going around to a bunch of Catholic orphanages and boarding schools and such in England, so we thought we’d stop off here first. And we wondered if you’d like to come with us! Oh, and Alex promises… Ahem. Alex: Oh, right! Um. I promise not to attack or harm any Hellsing members, monsters… Continue reading Christmas Special 18/22
I don’t care if you don’t celebrate. Have a merry day anyway. Crowd: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year! Good tidings we bring to you and your kin! Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year!