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Alucard (thinking): So, “Master”, can you be constantly strong, or will you collapse? There’s no better time to find out than now, with your defenses down.

Your true character will be revealed by what’s in your dreams…

Llama: Hi!

Alucard (thinking): …A talking llama.

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by Chaos Priest on Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:58 pm

Must… resist… temptation…

Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama…

by Romanticide on Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:57 pm

Alucard is now facing the biggest thread of his life, bigger than Turks, bigger than Anderson, even more bigger than Major dream of eternal war, it’s… it’s… it’s… a llama. Be careful Girlycard because dreams in Hellsing are more dangerous than real life bloodshed … and way more disturbing…

Wee!!!! Hirano’s happy mountain of crack dreams!!! Now we just need a Hirano’s trademark poo and my life will be complete. *.*

by Americangothic on Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:41 am

The last three credit pages in Monty Python’s “The Holy Grail”:

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama

Producer
MARK FORSTATER

Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MILT Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

Directed By

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

and

TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES”

So…..If there is a super-secret Monty Python Crossover here… I see more of my bad art coming. Erin, you little darling…you are going to drive me mad.

In my best Rienfield voice:
I need Art! Art for the Master!

by Tweak on Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:35 am

I starting to get a little afraid of where this storyline is going. A sugarplum that is not.

I wonder what significance llamas have in dreams. I never dropped the cash for one of those dream interpretation books. Perhaps Girlycard will know!

Also, I wonder what Alucard would think if he heard the nickname Girlycard. He probably wouldn’t be too angry, but he would also behead the nearest fanboy just to prove that is he were mad he could do something about it.

by Romanticide on Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:53 am

Actually the major confused him with a girl, and he didn’t seem to mind because he didn’t behead him… yet.

by SailorPtah on Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:32 am

CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA. Bwahahahaha.

Much as I would love to take credit for being fiendishly clever, the inclusion of the llama was a genuine attempt to be random. However, from this point on I’m going to declare it a Monty Python allusion, because it adds to the crazy pastiche quality of the storyline.

by Americangothic on Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:05 pm

And now that you, Mighty Doujinski-Ka of the Ever Delightful and Most Holy Squealing Chibi has declared it storyline, my little pencil is scratching my scalp in a rough and tumble way, thinking of LLamas and Alucard.

Thank you so much for the most disturbing visuals. I am now suddenly struck by Disney’s “Emperor’s New Groove”.

“DEMON LLAMA!!”

GAHHH!!!

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