Credit to Melanie Underwood for these remixes of nursery rhymes…

Little Sir Hellsing
Sat with her Hellhound
Having Cigars and Tea
Her life just got stranger
Along came the Major
Whom she hated quite passionately.

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How much is that hellhound in the window?
The one with the eight eyes and fur
How much is that hellhound in the window
I want him to call me Master

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‘Teggy had an age old vamp
Age old vamp
Age old vamp
‘Teggy had an age old vamp
With orders to go kill

And everywhere that ‘Teggy went,
‘Teggy went
‘Teggy went
Everywhere that ‘Teggy went
Blood was sure to spill

‘Teggy went to war one day,
War one day
War one day
‘Teggy went to war one day
Much to his delight

It made the Nazis laugh with glee
Laugh with glee
Laugh with glee
It made the Nazis laugh with glee
Since Drac they got to fight.