Stockman: What kind of mutant is that?
Fran: Even my first experiment wasn’t that bad.
Schrödinger: He is pretty stupid-looking.
Doc: Its appearance aside, it is still a vicious demon of Hell! Watch in awe as it terrorizes the school before laying waste to the entire country!
Incognito: What to do first? Find Alucard? Burn this place to ashes? So many choices…
Voice: Hey! Ugly!
Incognito: At last…
Now I can finally take my rightful place…
…as this pitiful webcomic’s End Boss!
Meanwhile, back at the Hellmouth.
Cameos: Utonium is joined by Kyuubei (Madoka Magica).
Doc: I have got to look into getting one of those for my girls!
Kyuubei: Me too.
Doc: Silence, fools! That wasn’t even the main event anyway! That was only a distraction! Behold!
[DEUS EX MACHINA’D!]
Happy Easter! See a higher-quality version of that last panel.
The poor Inner and Outer senshi. They keep trying to be the princess’ guardians, who take care of wiping out the bad guys while she relaxes, and it just never works out.
Animated .gif tomorrow.
Helios: Princess. This enemy isn’t like any of the others you’ve faced.
Your four guardians may be able to defeat him, but not easily. On the other hand, he is vulnerable to a particular sacred item in your possession. A single blow would be his downfall.
Usagi: You could have said something before! Which one is it?
Helios: …how many sacred items do you have?
Usagi: Just trust me — you’ll need to be specific.
Helios: All right.
It’s the Holy Grail.
Sett: Oh sssh–
Neptune: Kindly take your hands off my wife.
Uranus: Thank you.
Neptune: I didn’t see you fighting very hard.
Uranus: She caught me by surprise, is all.
Neptune: Yes, I saw how surprised you were by the size of her chest…
Uranus: It wasn’t like that! Honest!
Nina: Ooh, a fighter! I like that.
I haven’t had a real chance to be up here in so long…
I’ve been trapped. I’ve been so hungry. And you…
You look delicious.
Hotaru: One of us has to do something!
Usagi: Lie back down, Hotaru-chan. I’m sure they’re on top of it. But if you’re really worried, I’ll call and check in.
Neptune: Hello? No, we have everything under control.
Doc: What we can get is a close-up of the Hellmouth itself. Through careful testing I’ve discovered the most stable site possible, one where it might stay up for decades if treated right…
Lillian Girls’ School.
Doc: …an ordinary high school!
Audience: Boooo! Boring!
Doc: Fine. Back to the battle.