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iJeeves: Recall that I-Jin are more than mere clones. We each have a special gift. If you will not be manipulated through subtler means…
…then I shall directly alter your mind.
Walter: Wh-what are y–
–AAAAAIEEE!!
iJeeves: You’ll no longer be Hellsing’s retired old trash collector, or Integra’s devoted valet, or even Maggie’s worried father. You’ll be my little Walter once more.
(Some time back in 2009…)
Wilmore and Oliver INVESTIGATE
Jon: Cut! Stop the presses. Pause the strip. Kill the”Hirano-being-weird pastiche” style! That’s better. Sorry to bust in, but I need Larry. Like, now.
Larry: Jon, I realize you’re the boss, but this is the only bit we get to do in this production, so both of us would appreciate it if you–
Jon: I just agreed to adopt a black girl, and I have no idea what to do with her hair.
Larry: …
Okay, that’s a good reason. Come on, white boys. Time for an emergency trip to the salon.
John: Why do I have to be a part of this?
Larry: Because Jon’s going to need your help to carry everything.