World's second-most-popular Hellsing-related comic.
Findable on the downloads page, for the morbidly curious.
Jon: Well! Is it just me, or was that last scene kind of…uh…
Seras: Trust me, it could be a lot worse. This is the short story that Hellsing was based on.
Jon: Oh? “Legends of Vampire Hunter.” Hm…
…Oh dear.
Seras: Exactly. Now, count your blessings while we patch you up.
Bertie: I’ve found myself deep in the soup a few times — mostly to do with aunts, engagements, and cow creamers — but this takes the cake! Reggie would know how she can wriggle out of it…
Penwood: Who’s this Reggie fellow? Can we call him?
Bertie: That’s it! We’ll call for help! I knew I would think of something!
Stretch out your empathetic awareness. We’re looking for someone in the area, willing and able to come to our lady knight’s aid.