Love’s Labor’s Lost act 1, scene 1, 72-79.
Walter: Not to worry, Uncle Bertie. If you’re going to be in a war, there’s no safer place than with Jeeves and Alucard.
Speaking of which…Alucard was going on earlier about how pain is meaning or something. Got any quotations to counter that?
Jeeves: I would suggest…”Why! All delights are vain, but that most vain / Which, with pain purchas’d, doth inherit pain.”