Bertie: Anatole’s pretty well preoccupied these days anyhow. His sister and her family are in the house too. Fled the continent, you know. One of those accidental engagements was to his niece, thanks to a simple English lesson gone horribly wrong. But, Walter…

No matter how crowded it gets, there’s always a room for you up at Brinkley. Of course, I’m positively chuffed over all you’re doing for Q. and country…but it’s hard on a fellow when his two favorite chaps are both off dancing on the killing field day in and day out.

I say, Reg, he seems to have gone sparkly on us. Those fangirl whatsits haven’t come back, have they?