Seagullsong was also torn, this time between Jeeves and Walter. And Jeeves seems to have stumbled upon something….

Fangirl: Jeeeeeves! I’m a huge fan! You’re so competent, and dependable, and a zillion times smarter than everyone else. And you look like Stephen Fry! Has anyone ever told you that? No, of course, not. Damn timelines. But eeee, Jeeves!

Jeeves: At least they don’t appear to cause physical pain…

Although their methods of dress continue to leave something to be desired.

Fangirl: …no, I’m not going to take off the scarf! The scarf is beautiful! Look, it’s fashionable where I come from! Oh, that’s a lie. But it comes in handy for tying people up and keeping warm in blizzards and many other useful things!

…wait, Jeeves hates my clothing! JEEVES HATES MY CLOTHING, EVERYBODY! MY EXISTENCE HAS BEEN VALIDATED!