Jeeves: However, I fear the worst. These match the description of a hobgoblin I have only seen described in the rarest of texts.

Arthur: Jeeves! You can’t mean–

Jeeves: I’m afraid I can, sir. Fangirls. That greatest terror of all polite society.

Bertie: I would be considerably more intimidated if you hadn’t used the exact same langauge to characterize by green checked tie.

Jeeves: Your sartorial offenses are serious business, sir.