The dinner-crashing vampire nearly got Bertie killed, so he’s understandably fang-shy.

Arthur: Let’s check the office. Maybe he’s waiting there. If you’re lucky, you might even get to meet Alucard.

Bertie: Ooh, I’m not sure I like the sound of that.

He’s your monster, yes? Like the fellow that Stoker chap wrote about, or the one that crashed my aunt’s dinner party.

Arthur: You told him about Alucard?

Jeeves: Bertram can keep a secret when necessary, sir.

Arthur: But it spoiled my dramatic reveal!