Joker: Charming as this heart-to-heart is, we’ve got incoming zeppelins.

Can you get in touch with our allies?

Comms guy: Trying…

Phone: Hi, you’ve reached Ann Warbucks. I can’t come to the phone right now, as World War III seems to have started. Leave a message, and once the President is out of an undisclosed location, I’ll get back to you.