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Integra: Oh, for the love of — Vampire Nazis? Could you be any more of a cliché?
The only thing that would make it worse is if you threw in time travel.
Major: Well, actually…
Integra: Enough. We do not acknowledge you as an enemy. You are nothing but a group of terrorists, and we will do our job. Captain Bernadette. Now.
Integra: Alex, your arm’s back? How long was I out?
Alex: Less than a day. You put out some kind of energy wave there at the end. I healed faster than ever.
Integra: Pip, what about your eye?
Pip: It’s not infected. Doesn’t even hurt. Of course, it’s still gone, but you know, I think I like the eyepatch.
Integra: Media management must be having a fit right now…
Kim: they were for a while. then i suggested they stop trying to suppress all talk, and just keep down the vampire idea. and it’s working brilliantly! right now, lots of people think it was a ufo. piece of cake!
Seras: I’m so glad you’re all right, Sir Integra! My Master brought you home, but then he vanished, and we had no idea when you were going to wake up…