Walter: Sir Integra, you’re a natural at this. Gareth’s on the phone.
Integra: Status report?
Gareth: Sir, we’ve silenced the host.
We’re combing the area for ghouls. No human survivors found.
Integra: Bring back some of the ghoul remains.
Gareth: It’s just dust, sir–
Integra: Then bring back dust. Use a vacuum cleaner if necessary.
Gareth: Yes, sir.
Walter: Sir, why do you want ghoul dust?
Integra: To make smoothies out of.
Walter: Eh?
Posts from 27 September 2009
What Is It Good For 20/25
“The mayor’s daughter was demanded by the commander of the occupying forces…
“It’s her! Someone has to save her!”
Grandpa Pip: La fille du maire était demandée par le commandant des forces occupantes…Elle a fui, mais elle était capturée…
C’est elle! Quelquún doit le sauver!
Occupation Forces HQ (Residence of Former Mayor)
Soldier: Military ship construction will be completed on schedule…uh…
Commander: Are you embarrassed because of her?
Don’t be. She’s not a human being. This girl is now nothing more than my dog.
[*translated from German]
[RAT-A-TAT-TAT] [CRASH] [BLAM BLAM]
Grandpa Pip: Zis “dog” iz going to be saved by…
War: Before there were the “Wild Geese”, you were…
Grandpa Pip: …Coyotes!
[*translated from German with a heavy French accent]