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[click]Integra: What do you know? I just had to point the staff at the lock.
Alex: *twitch*
Integra (thinking): I wonder what else this staff can do…
Pip: It’s pitch black in here.
Seras: Really? I can see just fine…
Integra: That’s because you’re a vampire, Seras. What do you see?
Seras: Well…this is going to sound weird, but…
Integra: But what?
Seras: But, it looks like the hilt of a sword…buried in the floor.
Grandpa Pip: “Our family has been mercenaries for eight generations. All the way back to your great-great-great-great-grandfather.
“Your own father died fighting in Columbia, trying to earn some money in preparation for your birth.”
Little Pip: “But why?
“Why do you have to kill people?”
Grandpa Pip: “For money! Aren’t you listening to me?”
Grandpa: Dans notre famille, on est mercenaire depus huit générations. Jusqu’au bout ton arrière-arrièrre-arrièrre-arrièrre grand-père.
Ton propre père est mort en combat à Columbia, en essayent gagner l’argent en vue de ta naissance.
Pip: Mais pourquoi?
Pourquoi doit-on tuer les gens?
Grandpa: Pour l’argent! Tu m’écoutes, ouI?