Major: It will be a shame to lose that girl….but she’s outlived her use. There goes her death knell now.

[WOOP WOOP WOOP]

Soldier 3: The instruments are going haywire! Something’s approaching on radar…at 85,000 feat! Traveling at mach 2.8!

Soldier 1: It’s an Incredibly Awesome Plane.

Soldier 3: …you’re kidding about the name, right?

Soldier 1: A plane like this, it can call itself whatever it wants!