Meet the final Major fan, Herr Angel D, and prepare for an onslaught of Rip fans….
Major: Warrant officer Schrödinger, where do you recognize the fangirls from?
Major fan: O……M……G!!! FLUFFEH!!! I LOVE HERR MAJOR BECAUSE HE’S SHORT AND FLUFFY AND IS AMAZING I CANT BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY TOUCHING HIM!!! WHY DO MORE PEOPLE NOT LOVE HIM LIKE HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED~!???!?!? WHY DOES INTEGRA NOT
Schrödinger: Don’t you remember?
They interrupted our body-swapping plot. And then Alucard turned into a catboy for a bit. We even have most of it on video, so–
Rip: Herr Major, I’m ready to make my report!
Schrödinger: Rip Van! Ooh, this is gonna be fun!