Cornering Schrödinger from behind is Jen, who also writes for the webcomics Bloody Pages and Call Back.
Schrödinger: I passed our message on to Walter, He’s under our control.
“She” fan: People kept telling me that “She” was probably killed off during The Dawn, but I knew it wasn’t true! I KNEW IT!!! I knew that Millennium couldn’t complete its vampire research without her! I knew she needed to survive, AND SHE DID!!!
Captain fan: And when he strips down to fight Seras? Rawr! Give me those washboard abs! I wanna bounce a quarter off of them. That man/wolf is ripped! Makes me wanna do a bit howling at the moon myself.
Schrödinger: Nobody else knows who I am yet.
Schrö fan: Schrödinger was my first cat-boy love! I was just reading Hellsing and had never considered the fact that I would love cat-boys, but then you showed up and I was like
Schrödinger: The Draculina lets me sleep in her bed. Jealous?