Captain fan: ARE SOOOOO SMOOOTH AND SOOOOO SOFT AND HE IS TH BEEEEEST AND I HATE DOC COZ HE MADE CAP VOICELESS HE SHOULD DIEEEEEEE AND CAP IS GREAT HE IS THE BEST AND I WILL FOLOW HIM TO HELL IF I HAVE TO AND I WILL LOVE HIM ALLWAYS COZ HE IS COOLER THAN PIP SEXYER THAN ALUCARD AND HE CAN KICK YOUR A**

Doc: I’ll try to get rid of these things, Herr Major. But I don’t even know what they are! I’ve never read studies about anything like this…

Schrödinger: Oh, hey, you’ve got fangirls!

How come the Captain has so many? He doesn’t even talk!

Captain fan 2: He’s so awesome he’s evolved past the need to talk!