(That gown is actually based on a Holiday Barbie design. Barbie gets all the best clothes.)

Seras (thinking): Master….

Alucard: You wanted to see me, Police Girl?

Seras: You know I don’t like it when you call me “police girl”! And why are you making me look like a little kid?

Alucard: To someone of my advanced years, you might as well be a “little kid.” Therefore, you get to appear as one. Now, what did you want to talk about?

Seras: …Can vampires have sex?

Alucard: …

[POOF]

Seras: Thank you.

Alucard: Don’t mention it.