(That gown is actually based on a Holiday Barbie design. Barbie gets all the best clothes.)
Seras (thinking): Master….
Alucard: You wanted to see me, Police Girl?
Seras: You know I don’t like it when you call me “police girl”! And why are you making me look like a little kid?
Alucard: To someone of my advanced years, you might as well be a “little kid.” Therefore, you get to appear as one. Now, what did you want to talk about?
Seras: …Can vampires have sex?
Seras: Thank you.
Alucard: Don’t mention it.