Integra (narrating): So there I was, held hostage by the shop owner’s friend…

Aziraphale: Ah, Crowley!

Crowley: We seem to have reached an impasse.

Alucard: Put her down.

Crowley: You firssst. And don’t try any tricks.

Narration: And did I mention he was a demon?

Crowley: You may be a vampire, but I’m meaner than you.