Bertie (narrating): Walter’s been living with us for a year now. My aunts have been kept in the dark, which is no easy task, I can tell you! More than a few times we’ve only kept the secret by the skin of our teeth — with the help of Jeeves’ formidable intellect, of course.

Perhaps I’ll write those up later. Paper’s a bit short these days, what with the war on. Suffice to say that we muddled through and, in spite of the rotten state of the world, to say nothing of our rather unconventional circs., we’re happy.

Now, must dash…

…it sounds as if someone’s at the door.

Integra: That’s it? That’s where it ends?

Alucard: Not a bad place to stop, all things considered. It cuts off before anybody dies.

Integra: Ah. This is foreshadowing, isn’t it.

[Limited release complete. See you next chapter.]