Narration: I had a very charming conversation with my cousin Eustace’s new fiancée…

Integra: Wait a minute…

Where did this fiancée come from? Did you skip a page?

Alucard: If I may continue:

“I never could recall exactly when I found out that Eustace had a fiancée. But I never questioned it. Which is odd, because there are specimens of barnacle that would make more responsible husbands than Eustace.”