Narration: I admit, this Arthur chap was just a bit jarring to the Wooster sensibilities, but I dealt with him smartly and swiftly.

Bertie: Shouldn’t a lad like you be in school?

Arthur: Eh. I’m taking some time off.

I have something more important to work on.

Bertie: Uh…yes. Well, stop fooling around with young fillies and get to it!

Arthur: Are you kidding? The girls are what I’m talking about!