Narration: While Jeeves and Walter put our things together. I sat down to calm my nerves. I’ve had some of the most awful times with overenthusiastic fillies who want to tie the Wooster person down. Normally it takes the judicious application of Jeeves’ magnificent brain to disentangle me from these situations.

Fortunately, this particular o.f. is the cousin of a friend who’s only visiting the area, so the thing to do is skip town for a bit.

[tap]

Bertie: Hey!

Narration: Besides, it’s high time I paid a visit to my dear Aunt Dahlia.

Bertie: Did somebody pull all the wires out of this piano?