Narration: The first crisis came into the Wooster household the very next day. (Our young visitor had nothing to do with this one.)

Bertie: Quickly, Jeeves! Pack the bags and set the motor running!

Jeeves: Is something the matter, sir?

Walter: Are they coming?

Bertie: Something jolly well is! I almost got engaged!

Walter: Is that all?

Bertie: I say! Once you’ve been engaged two or three times, you’ll know it’s nothing to cough at! And what do you mean, “they”?

Walter: Er…nothing.