Alucard (reading): Jeeves really is a wonder. He had the guest room spiffed up for the boy almost before I decided we were keeping him. Well, ‘keeping’ isn’t the word…

Bertie: Now, you understand this is just a temporary setup, what?

Walter: Mmhmm. G’night.

Bertie (narrating): He really was cute when asleep. It’s almost enough to make a confirmed bachelor reconsider his posish. on fatherhood. Almost.