Today’s song: “Woman to You (Master to Me).” Lyrics by the masterful Natalie Hoyt, with apologies to The Click Five.

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When I woke up she glared at me
And I knew that she was Abraham’s heir
Golden hair with her eyes so fierce
And a cold sort of smile that just screamed “beware”

(Suddenly!)
I heard her voice when she called my name
(Suddenly!)
I’m the pet of this English dame

Well she’s hotter than hell
And she’s cool as they come
And she’s smart and she’s strong
All rolled into one
Yeah you look at her now and wonder how that can be
It’s not easy to see
That she’s a woman to you
But she’s a master to me

They all know she’s a Protestant knight
Wonder how she handles it so well
But when we’re neck-deep in a fight
She’s a pillar of strength, it’s not hard to tell

(Suddenly!)
I feel the blood pumpin’ through her heart
(Suddenly!)
My own thirst almost tears me apart

Well she’s hotter than hell
And she’s cool as they come
And she’s smart and she’s strong
All rolled into one
Yeah you look at her now and wonder how that can be
It’s not easy to see
That she’s a woman to you
But she’s a master to me

Always knows what to do
Always knows what to say
She couldn’t be better suited to lead the way
‘Cause when the world’s a disaster
Not a freak can get past her
They try and they try but they can’t get away…!

She’s a woman to you
She’s a master to me
She’s a woman to you
She’s a master to me!