Cameos: Holmes & Watson.

The published version of “The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire” can be found on Wikilivres. The uncensored original involved the proprietor of a somewhat shady pet shop in the Chinese quarter.

Shortly:

Alucard: “The adventure of the Sussex vampire.” By John H. Watson, MD.

Being one of the most curious cases to come before my companion. Mr. Sherlock Hol–

Integra: I’ve heard it.

Alucard: This is the true version. The one intercepted and replaced before publication.

Integra: The one I used to hear as a bedtime story.