Integra (thinking): Fangirls?!

Alucard (telepathy): Not to worry, Master.

I’ll sign a few autographs, and they’ll be gone.

Fan 1: He and Integra are obviously the best characters in the series and

Fan 2: Down with Anderson!! Down with Enrico!!! Down with anyone who opposes the great Alucard!!!!

Back at Millennium:

[GASP]