Fan 1: You’re right! Schrö is cute and evil.
Fan 2: Best evil kitty EVER. But he wouldn’t actually hurt anyone! He’s just a kitten!
Fan 3: Come away from this terrible place! Ah, dearest Schrö~ With your powers you could easily become a maid at a cosplay cafe! No one will mind that you’re a boy, trust me!
Fan 4: Don’t YOU want the real Schrö back?
Fan 5: No, this is great! How many fans can say the object of their affection tried to have them for a snack?