As our catboy begins to discover the downsides of fangirls, Kat arrives.
[SHAKE SHAKE]
Fan 1: he shows up later completely unharmed. He has those ears that make you want to squee, pounce and rub them to fluff. He can get away with practically anything because he’s
Fan 2: IF YOU WANT, I LOVE YOU! TI AMO! JE T’AIME! SZERETLEK!!! MY KITTYYYYY!!!
Fan 3: I feel dirty thinking of a Hitler Youth uniform as adorable, but FSM help me it is! I worry sometimes about the way the Major is always petting him and why exactly Dok’s pants have those zippers… Poor kitty.
[RUB RUB]
Fan 4: It’s Schrö-sama! SQUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Schro’s so awesome and I love him and he’s got those cute little ears! I just wanna give him a hug, even if it he acts all smug. And I do love him, even if he was created by Doc and apparently killed Alucard. That just makes Schro all the more cooler! Squeee!
[THUD]