Integra: You gentlemen can stop staring. I know most of you have never seen a vampire up close, but she’s no threat.

Seras: Uh, sir…

I’m wearing a tight dress and pinning down another blonde girl in a bikini. And we’re both covered in cake.

Integra: Your point, Officer Victoria…?

Seras: Well, sir, they might not be staring because they’re frightened, if you see what I mean.