Seras: Ah! Master, you scared me…

Alucard: Police girl, do you remember what happened the last time you brought in a stray?

Seras: Yes — the cat turned out to be a vampire. She copied your outfit and you two had a fight. You both seemed to have fun with it. And then she left.

Alucard: You skipped the part where she almost killed Integra.

Seras: Oh, yeah — wait, what?